I know Wales is not the same as whales. But hey, give me a break. The real story: W(h)ales will probably tour Australia this morning. Seven could be overlooked and be wild but the exposed will confront the final defeat. Returning from injury is not expected and the lack of alternatives will put a stop to the squad. W(h)ales lost their largest representation and after the experience missed their replacements.
In a world dominated by animals, Cows are the new Richard Branson: Britain my be starved but last year the Cow launched a new range of ice-cream lollies and generated £715 million. Peacocks however, being conservative, decided to not be back into production.
The real story: The criminal would approach bankers with a retirement plan. He was a fresh executive that suceeded in 1991 and was seen as a dealmaker, but now looks too old.